Do as you’re told!

      Everyone on earth dies and goes to heaven, there in heaven, god made an announcement and say that i want all men, to make two lines, one line for the men that dominated their women while still alive, and the other line are for those men who were dominated by their women on earth, since god admires…

Hidden Lessons

 <   A kid called up his mom from his college dorm and asked for some extra allowance, because he ran out of it, his mom replied, Sure sweetie, I’ll send it right away, but by the way, you also left your calculus book when you last visited about 2 weeks ago, do you want me to send it as...

9 things that you only do when it’s freaking cold!

09 Build “snow-things” On a normal day, you find it hard to cobble together a bookshelf from Ikea without hammering a nail into your thumb. But when it snows, you suddenly feel capable of building pretty much anything out of the white stuff. The entire cast of The Hobbit, the Large Hadron Collider or, what the hell, a giant penis….

Like Snorting Smarties? Say Hello To Nasal Maggots.

Omg this video is unbelievable! A Rhode Island middle school emailed parents to warn them that too many kids are snorting Smarties candies at school. In an attempt to dramatize the situation the email consisted of possible cons to inhaling the candy like a moron, one of which included a maggot infestation known as nasal myiasis. Gross.

Mailman mistakes corpse for Halloween decoration!

The United States Postal Service acknowledged on Friday that one of its mail carriers did not report a corpse at a Denver home because he mistook the body for a Halloween display. “We do know the carrier delivered mail to the house that day, and he remembered seeing something he thought was related to Halloween,” the postal service said in…

10 Gross, Bloody Truths about Pirates

With Black Sails swooping onto your TV this weekend, let’s get to know the really nasty side of pirates. 1.They Killed People With Real Heart Courtesy of their unique line of work – pillaging, ship jacking, enslaving new crew members – taking people’s lives was often just a slow day at the office for pirates. In 1668, when Spanish soldiers…