A kid called up his mom from his college dorm and asked for some extra allowance, because he ran out of it, his mom replied, Sure sweetie, I’ll send it right away, but by the way, you also left your calculus book when you last visited about 2 weeks ago, do you want me to send it as well?
Uhh, well oh yeah okay send it as well mom,
So his mom wrapped the book along with the cheques up in a package and went directly to the post office to send it and when she gets back, her husband asked, well how much did you give the boy this time, who doesn’t even bother to open his books at school.
She said, Oh I made 2 checks, one for 20 dollars and the other for 1,000 dollars out to him, D??N that’s 1,020 dollars yelled her husband, are you crazy?
Don’t worry honey, she said, I taped the 20 dollars to the cover of his book,
And how about the 1,000?
I put the 1,000 somewhere between the pages in chapter 19.